But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
tell your sister to shave her snatch
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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