my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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