I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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