GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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