He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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