summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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