I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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