I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Is her dick bigger than yours?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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