shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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