Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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