I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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