Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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