That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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