You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
it's great music for shaving your balls
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
