she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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