Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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