Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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