everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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