Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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