I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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