that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
And then my night got REAL pukey
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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