I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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