This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Randomize
