You're so nebulous sometimes
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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