2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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