I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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