Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
where am i from again
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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