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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person

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• (714): View more from California

  I need hand sanitizer and jesus.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.

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  Thank you Grey Goose.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame

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• (315): View more from New York

  Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did

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