I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did