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I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god

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you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary

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(202): I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god (202): you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary http://tfl.nu/3z0i

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Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?

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(919): Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days? http://tfl.nu/slhv

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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.

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(919): It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend. http://tfl.nu/wt9b

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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."

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(904): I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear." http://tfl.nu/t3d7

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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.

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(202): Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now. http://tfl.nu/6prd

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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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(270): I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy. http://tfl.nu/gapv

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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes

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(419): i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes http://tfl.nu/0ze1

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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"

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(202): we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious" http://tfl.nu/kvms

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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.

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(480): honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well. http://tfl.nu/eoih

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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!

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(435): I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!! http://tfl.nu/1ljj

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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all

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(651): So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all http://tfl.nu/5r9b

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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again

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(513): It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again http://tfl.nu/339h

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For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.

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(708): For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does. http://tfl.nu/ctyd

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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.

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(508): I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer. http://tfl.nu/b5d7

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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.

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(443): And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed. http://tfl.nu/9n1v

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