How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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