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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....

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• (909): View more from California

  Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.

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• (718): View more from New York

  ...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex

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• (305): View more from Florida

  i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.

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• (562): View more from California

  she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs

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