barbara walters just said penis...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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