i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
