I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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