He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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