love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
