I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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