I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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