found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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