Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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