I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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