I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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