this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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