are you still at the devil's house?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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