just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
