he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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