no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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