I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just googled if crying burns calories
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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