is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
