Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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