Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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