problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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