we have officially lost it.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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