This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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