My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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