dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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