VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Buhtt sex?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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