honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Randomize
