I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
babies were throwing up all over the place
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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