he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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