I think i peed on brittanys purse
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We got so high we made milksteak
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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